[Douglas G. Brown]

To patronize a hooker's not a shame;
I met a dark eyed hottie just today.
Our views upon this subject were the same;
She claimed she was the toast of Beaujolais.

We both got likkered up on bootleg gin,
And then we reached agreement on her price.
Ignoring consequenses of my sin,
Each orifice of her I serviced twice.

Alas, she slipped a Mickey in my Coke
And robbed me; I was clearly not her first.
Now I'm a poorer but a wiser bloke
Who can't afford a drop to quench my thirst.

My testimony, brother, is sincere;
Steer clear of whores and gin, and stick to beer.