Here's one from Ogden Nash:
Reflection on the Fallibility of Nemesis
He who is ridden by a conscience
Worries about a lot of nonscience;
He without benefit of scruples
His fun and income soon quadruples.
And another one:
The Wasp
The wasp and all his numerous family
I look upon as a major calamily.
He throws open his nest with prodigality,
But I distrust his waspitality.
Editing back: Some damn spelling algorithm corrected Nash's "calamily," so I've corrected its correction.
Last edited by Maryann Corbett; 09-06-2015 at 06:54 AM.
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