Thread: Epigrams
View Single Post
  #32  
Unread 09-08-2015, 09:50 PM
Gail White's Avatar
Gail White Gail White is offline
Member
  
Join Date: Apr 2001
Location: Breaux Bridge, LA, USA
Posts: 3,510
Default
A gem by X.J. Kennedy:

ARS POETICA

The goose that laid the golden egg
Died looking up its crotch
To find out how its sphincter worked.
Would you lay well? Don't watch.
Reply With Quote