Bruce Bennett has a number of epigrams scattered throughout his books.
Here's one:
ON BEING INSTRUCTED TO SEND ON A CHAIN LETTER
A chance to have FIVE readers? Friendly too?
The chain be hanged! I send this poem to you.
This may not exactly be an epigram, but it's a favorite of mine:
THE GARDEN
I'm going out to mash a slug or two.
They're wasting my tomatoes, oozing slime
On everything I own. I think it's time
The bastards learned a lesson. You come too.
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