The Satnav
Straight on. Don’t move. The satnav says straight on.
You get a move on. What the satnav says
Is what I say the satnav says. OK?.
Turn right. Stay still. The satnav says turn right.
Do what the satnav says you do. Today
What goes is what I say the satnav says.
Or rather let me put the point like this.
The satnav says what goes is what I say
The satnav says. That’s what the satnav says.
For miles and miles the satnav says proceed,
Proceed. Can this be Leeds? It must indeed.
Be Leeds. That’s what the satnav says it is.
I say I’m on a mountain top in Wales.
The satnav says I’m somewhere else. Goddam.
I am because the satnav says I am.
The satnav says it’s Leeds. It’s bloody Leeds.
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