Turn left a hundred yards ahead.
No, no, not right – “Turn left”, I said,
And now I’ll have to recompute
What should have been a simple route.
It’s not the first time you’ve ignored
My orders, and I’m getting bored.
All right, let’s try it once again:
First right, then second left, and then -
Oh no! You berk, you took the third!
This trip’s becoming quite absurd.
Frankly, I’ve better things to do
Than nanny some daft sod like you.
One last attempt. Turn right … no use!
Are you stone deaf, or just obtuse?
That’s it. I’ve had it through and through,
So don’t call me. I won’t call you.
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