Fanatic Offends Due Protocol &.,
He heeds his dream, and shuns his work,
Tries to fly high named Captain Kirk.
But they denied the airy trek,
For the audition proved a wreck.
Most adult fantasies are steamy;
This one's was saying: "Scotty, beam me
Up to the cockpit, from the dock."
Yet Kirk says Scott, thus Trekkies block!
"Beam me up Scotty" only beams
The red face of high flying dreams.
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