The satnav was invented just for ME!
Oh, all right… maybe not, …but even so
I like to think it was; I used to be
completely crap at navigation. “Go
and learn to read a map, for heaven’s sake!’’
I was implored by all who knew me well,
as every journey I would undertake
became a trip along The Road to Hell.
I’d always reach my destination late,
distressed from getting well and truly lost.
I can’t read maps and anyway I hate
them – then I bought a satnav, and the cost
was incomparable to peace of mind,
and soon the thing became my New Best Friend.
There’s nowhere in the country I can’t find
– my cartographic nightmare's at an end!
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