OK, here's a link you can hopefully download and play:
https://www.dropbox.com/s/g3dfufjh20...20003.m4a?dl=0
This is not me! I can't carry a tune in a bucket, but I have some amazingly talented friends. Amy Klohr did the arrangement and piano, and her pupil Micah Ramos did the singing.
I've been loving the different takes on this. I think Roger has my favourite rhymes so far, but Susan's "This recipe takes skin and meat" is my favourite double entendre. I cut a lot of my own double entendres for being too filthy to even be funny. It's a difficult art nowadays when anything can be said, for the rude meaning not to swamp the innocent one.