SATNAV
I had a bad dream recently.
My satnav went insane
and cursed at me indecently
and mocked my puny brain.
She told me she would have me turn
the wrong way down a street,
and as I crashed my car would burn,
her vengeance then complete.
I listened, then began to shake,
which woke me from my nap,
then threw my satnav in the lake
and bought myself a map.
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