10-23-2015, 01:07 AM
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Location: Portland, OR
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One Stodgy Philosopher's Advice to a Friend
Don't dance! Don't even step one foot in
that perfumed kitchen of my Wiccan
x-wife; better to be a chicken
fried well outside than in her kitchen,
roasted for non-participation
than Bacchus's fickle rotation.
Prelude to pandemonium,
she'll flick you suitor like a crumb.
Don't dance! For if you tap one toe
in, like Prometheus you'll know
Waltzing past warnings marries woe. .
Last edited by Erik Olson; 10-23-2015 at 02:00 AM.
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