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Unread 04-18-2016, 03:21 PM
Erik Olson Erik Olson is offline
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NEW ZEALAND’S INCREDIBLE HOUDINI OCTOPUS’ STAGES DARING, REAL-LIFE ESCAPE FROM AQUARIUM
http://www.techly.com.au/2016/04/14/...from-aquarium/

How Most Journalists Reported an Octopus's Escape from Aquarium

News stories all re-spew the selfsame spiel:
Inky broke out, like jailbirds with no deal,
Like Finding Nemo... as Houdini did...
Hence, we behave like octopus and squid...
Was lonely, see, he acted just like us.

Men have no brains in our esophagus!
Regarding molluscs in such terms of men
Finds Nemo, not this eight-armed alien.
Who writes he fled his prison like his hell,
Seals this enigma in mankind's fake cell.

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