[Charlie Southerland]

Hillaria

It's not that her hair is blond, which it's not.
It's not that her eyes are blue, which they ain't.
It's not her smile, Bill thinks it's very hot
and he likes it when she wears too much paint.
It's when she opens her mouth things get foul;
the Secret Service said so in a book.
Her bathroom server outed Colin Powell
while she spoke dialectic black to hook
the NAACP to vote for her,
wink wink, and went to Chase some corporate cash
because she said that they were broke, yessir,
and hid it all in Bill's library stash.
She married into his misogyny
and runs for President as if she's free.