No Such Silly-Billery, Hillary, please
Don't keep the White House cigars
Where Jagger once kept his Mars Bars.
With its smoothe, silky coating all meltingly tanned
A Mars in a bush is worth two in a hand
And its flavour's a lingual delight.
But cigars from the lips of an intern
May well be too damp to ignite.
Last edited by Martin Parker; 10-09-2016 at 12:24 PM.
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