Here are the three I sent very quickly to prevent myself from spending the next two weeks trying to come up with better.:
1. What's the difference between an astronaut and an exhibitionist? One walks on the moon, the other moons on the walk.
2. What's the difference between a revenue agent in Arizona and a revenue agent in New Orleans? They both levy taxes, but only one taxes levees.
3. What's the difference between a window repairman and Hillary Clinton? One is forever sealing glass, the other is forever hitting the glass ceiling.
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