Duly noted, Max, however, back in the heady early days of the '60s 'satire boom', the young turks of
Beyond The Fringe took this off rather neatly. It's here from 1.53.00 onwards -
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KUd1OxPbKk4
(On the other hand, the show's opening is a startling - even shocking - reminder of how very, very long ago in every sense the early '60s were!)
I think your pessimism about Dawkins, Andrew, might be revised if you had a look at his blog. He's no enemy to the arts or to imagination - quite the reverse. He's also touchingly fond of logic.