Sorry, but we must stick to the rules, folks, and our own poems aren't allowed in a GT thread.
But - I can either move this thread to Drills & Amusements, or Aaron could start a new thread at D & A, for bad poems using our favourite words - which I think is a better option, personally; I'd like to keep this one going just for people's favourite words, rather than switch it to something else at this point.
Aaron . . . it's your call
Jayne