The Life Of Riley
Eton, Oxford, then banking, where soon
Sub-prime profits began to balloon
So I married a honey
Who also had money.
Now I work twice a week until noon.
I can have a safe seat any day
(The party has bills it must pay).
With my contacts and cash
I shall make a big splash
And, Brexit once over, oust May.
The Life of Murphy
I survived in a slum and sink school,
Drank and loved like a fish and a fool.
My brain was for hire
Until forced to retire
Deep in debt, and beginning to drool.
My care home’s the absolute pits,
The inmates have all lost their wits.
My relations regret
I’ve not snuffed it yet
And the court keeps on issuing writs.
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