A good old - fashioned fourth of july
"Let's make this a safe and sane Independence Day. Remember, alcohol and fireworksdon't mix." - Radio public service announcement
They'll get themselves into a wicked fix
To have a buzz on, lighting fireworks;
Since alcohol and fireworks don't mix.
From inner city dudes, to backwoods hicks;
With pyrotechnics, danger always lurks.
They'll get themselves into a wicked fix
With ethanol inspired dumbass tricks,
And cherry bombs set off by drunken jerks;
Since alcohol and fireworks don't mix.
A liquor addled brain distinctly clicks
Into a self destructive mode that works
To get its owner in a wicked fix.
And like these guys, their booze besotted chicks
Transform to maniacs from quiet clerks,
Since alcohol and fireworks don't mix.
Hung over as they cross the River Styx,
Are souls of boozers killed by firworks
Who got them into a fatal fix,
Since alcohol and fireworks don't mix.
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