Although no drug can fight this thing,
the germ will fall to
Irish Spring.
Authorities worldwide attest
the virus peels apart in
Zest:
C'est vraiment difficile à croire,
mais ça nous sauve: Savon d'Ivoire.
Give up despair! Renounce denial!
Roll up your sleeves! Turn up the
Dial!
Inspired by
https://www.nytimes.com/2020/03/13/h...ing-germs.html
(Note: The New York Times is making all of its coronavirus-related articles available for free.)
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For Trump to be a bigger jerk
now takes proprietary work.
Inspired by
https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/...avirus-vaccine