Hey Henrietta. The world's down to one superpower.
The 95% of the world that's not a superpower, what game do they play? Soccer.
The superpower part, what game does it play?
Yeah that's what I thought.
So I don't want to hear about how our game isn't violent enough from a country that doesn't even have nuclear weapons, capisce? Christ, people get killed and paralyzed every year playing real football. Get off yer high warhorse and run along to a thread about a rugby championship. I'm sure it will be staggeringly popular.
This one's about the Super Bowl, a spectacle of such magnitude that it successfully got Janet Jackson's bare booby on prime time network television. You know how hard that is to do?
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