[RCL]

A Cutting Experience

My prostate had to go
about ten years ago—
A loss for men, you know,
since an inflated ego

is armed by prostate power
when in a blissful bower,
but penis powers cower
send them to the shower

in way too many cases!
Lovely nerves in laces
in prostate flanking places
if nicked will nix embraces.

Saved by a steady scalpel
those nerves will keep men able.
This isn’t just a fable
at my Thanksgiving table!


Always ask how many saves
your urologist has made.
-Anon