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Thank you, Allen.
There was an Old Person of Ischia,
Whose conduct grew friskier and friskier;
He would twirl through the streets,
Calling everyone "Sweets!"
And his drinking grew whiskier and whiskier.
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There was an Old Person of Leeds,
Whose head was infested with beads;
When they said, "Oh, what foolery!"
She sneezed beautiful jewellery
To meet all her financial needs.
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