The Old Boot in the Face
“Guys, guys, guys, come watch! I’m about to do the Boot in the Face!”
“No, thanks, we’ve seen it a million times.”
“But I do a great Boot in the Face! You guys love the Boot in the Face!”
“Show us the Loop de Loop! That should be fun! Let’s see a Loop de Loop!”
“… but I do a great Boot in the Face! Let me do the Boot in the Face again …!”
And as the dusty channel button found itself being progressively pushed at last, so Fascism perished from the Earth.
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