Hi Richard
Enjoyable and ingenious marrying of profession and action/attitude to the sudden obscenity. I can see how you got carried away with it. It reminded of being on the bus on scouting trips singing "
The Quarter Master's Store". Many unlikely rhyming couplets were on offer in the store and it was up to all the boys to come up with new and amusing items to add to the list. Do you have a tune in mind to sing it to?