NEWS CHANNEL 3.14159:
With so much at stake, there is one candidate that may be able to make the difference. Can we talk to you, candidate Meyer?
Meyer:
Yeah, I know about steak. You can't cut it with one hand. If you can't do it with one hand, it's all crap - to hell with it.
NEWS CHANNEL 3.14159:
And thus was born his campaign slogan, "It's all crap - to hell with it." Meyer has surprised both Democrats and Republicans with a grass roots effort. Care to talk about it, Mr. Meyer?
Meyer:
What do you mean, "grass roots"? They're no good... well yeah, I bought a couple of 45's by them, but the Grassroots are no Quicksilver Messenger Service, are they?
NEWS CHANNEL 3.14159:
Have you a running mate?
Meyer:
I've been talking to Balin about it.
NEWS CHANNEL 3.14159:
But she's on the GOP ticket.
Meyer:
No, knucklehead, I said Balin, with a "B" - Marty Balin, from the Jefferson Airplane.
NEWS CHANNEL 3.14159:
Mr. Meyer, do you think you deserve the White House?
Meyer:
Hell no! Nobody does. The place is worthless. Maybe turn it into a homeless shelter. At least then it will have some value.
NEWS CHANNEL 3.14159:
This candidate has made many wonder: Why does he even bother? This is NEWS CHANNEL 3.14159, where you can hear your pi and eat it too, signing off.
[This message has been edited by Robert Meyer (edited September 03, 2008).]
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