What is the difference between a community organizer and a pit bull?
The pit bull has teeth.
What is the difference between a community organizer and a Shar-pei?
Both are considered Chinese delicacies.
What is the difference between a community organizer and a greyhound?
The greyhound runs AT the rabbit.
What is the difference between a community organizer and a
Chihuahua?
The Chihuahua eventually stops barking.
What is the difference between a community organizer and a
poodle?
Owners only shave the poodle's midriff and legs.
What is the difference between a community organizer and a
puppy?
The puppy will grow up to be a loyal servant of mankind.
I encountered three of these new specialty jokes and wrote three. I challenge anyone to differentiate, but you'll find my attitude in all six.
[This message has been edited by Tim Murphy (edited September 07, 2008).]
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