The difference, Tim, is that community organizers work to create healthier social conditions for the disadvantaged and downtrodden members of our societies, whereas pit bulls are the dog of choice for pimps, drug dealers, muggers and street corner hoodlums. In other words,
the dog of choice of the same predatory lowlifes who prey on those of our fellow citizens who need the help of community organizers most. They are
illegal in Ontario:
Quote:
Pit bull ban
6. Except as permitted by this Act or the regulations, no person shall,
(a) own a pit bull;
(b) breed a pit bull;
(c) transfer a pit bull, whether by sale, gift or otherwise;
(d) abandon a pit bull other than to a pound operated by or on behalf of a municipality, Ontario or a designated body;
(e) allow a pit bull in his or her possession to stray;
(f) import a pit bull into Ontario; or
(g) train a pit bull for fighting. 2005, c. 2, s. 1 (16).
* * *
[Steve's note: Yes, there are exceptions for "grandfathered" pit bulls . . . you can read the whole act here:
Dog Owners Liability Act RSO 1990 cD16 ]
|
So, in the unlikely-but-nevertheless-extremely-disturbing event that there is ever a (Vice-) President Sarah "Pit Bull" Palin, don't expect an invitation to visit Ottawa. Not unless, that is, she's coming for a flyball tournament. In which case, she's welcome . . . provided she wears a muzzle and is kept on a leash "not more than 1.8 metres in length." (That's about six feet for you knuckle-dragging Imperialists.)
*
p.s. Read all about the "flyball ammendment"
HERE . (You thought I was kidding, didn't you.)