There’s been an oak tree strike,
production’s on the putz.
Starving squirrels are everywhere
shivering on their butts.
But a hero’s raised her banner,
a soul with heart and guts.
there’s one thing squirrels can count on:
Rose’s nuts.
LOL – Sorry, dear heart. You’re a good person. Never change.
I guess we have enough alternate food sources, because our backyard squirrels are still as fat as ever. One sits it the crook of our tree, just behind our back doors. Give him a little fiddle and he’d look just like Nero, watching over his domain.
Of course, I'm a practical joker. Put out a little crunchy peanut butter. I have this image of their little tongues sticking to the roofs of their mouths.
And I didn't give them any milk to wash it down.
Sorry for all the typos - it becomes increasingly difficult to focus on a computer screen.
[This message has been edited by Jerry Glenn Hartwig (edited December 01, 2008).]
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