A woman I dated forgot
That I like it cold more than hot.
She heated the bun
And ruined all the fun
I'd otherwise get from eating her sandwich.
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If she owes what creditors say she owes
Those lopsided financial ratios
May drive her to ruin
Unless someone soon
Offers her cash for overtime.
[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited February 19, 2002).]
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