Rosa Rugosa thinks
Benjamin Franklin had
something so big that he
frequently drove
Frenchwomen batty with
lust so unquenchable
they would throw sticks in his
pot-belly stove.
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Benjamin Franklin saw
so presbyopically
he could see distant but
couldn’t see local.
That’s what inspired his
finest invention which
wasn’t the pot-belly
stove, but bi-focal.
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