Witty-group-shitty-poop,
this is much harder to
do when you're trying to
follow the rules.

Cranking out cretinous
crap is incredibly
uncomplicatedly
facile for fools.

Here I was thinking that
what I was writing was
proper and prim and cor-
rect to a fault.

Now that I see I'm a
dactyllic doofus, I'm
insert-an-adverb-here
brought to a halt.