Great, I finally get a shot at being somebody's muse, and it turns out I've inspired the posting of an asshole poem. This is lots of fun, Jim. I especially enjoy the Erse/arse joke. Because I can't resist a bit of fine-point carping, I'll note that Finns are related (linguistically, and thus probably ethnically somewhere back in the mists of prehistory) to Hungarians, but not to Russians or any other contiguous tribes. And I wonder if "proctological" would be a better rhyme for "scatological" in this context. (I used "biological" to rhyme with "paleontological" in the coprolites poem mentioned above, so I'm probably feeling a little proprietary. Pay me no mind.)
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