Good one, Jerry. Nothing's as unspeakably filthy as politics. This was inspired by a current post on the deep end:
Oh, Doctor!
It causes me to be confused
and feel it must be used.
My brain works for a Nobel Prize—
it’s always on the rise.
If only I could have it cut,
I would escape this rut.
Before the lawyers try to stop us,
please amputate my penis!
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