But you are a great source of inspiration!
A Warning to Husbands
The old wives’ tales are nearly always true:
That honey’s sweetest that is licked by you.
Your lily’s gelded. You must beard your pride
And be domesticated, kneel, and ride!
A Warning to Wives
Admit you are dissatisfied to linger
With no more company than ring and finger.
Do not expect to fix a fixer upper.
It’s better to eat crow than a cold supper.
A Short Warning to Boyfriends
Relax. That noise you hear is just the spring
That snaps the mouse’s neck, poor little thing.
A Short Warning to Girlfriends
Go lead to water first your happy horse
Then let it run to death. Forget divorce.
A General Admonition
There is a universal suction
About all things in reproduction.
And Don’t Forget
The fun’s
Soon done.
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