How sweet of you to say, thank you!
A Comfort to Husbands
The old wives’ tale is very seldom true:
You can get the milk with an IOU.
The contract’s signed, and even bona fide,
now all you have to do is sneak and hide!
A Comfort to Wives
Admit to nothing, never, but know how
To budget shop and tenderize the cow
Meat that’s on sale. Remember, keep the ring
Upon your finger, that’s the only string.
A Discomfort to Boyfriends
Head’s up. That noise you hear is just her faking;
Her O is not for real –it’s poor lovemaking.
A Discomfort to Girlfriends
Your horse drinks from the same old sipping well
but ties his reigns at any old motel
A General Announcement
There is no universal sanction
against the art of self-expansion.
And Do Forget
What’s mine
Is mine
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