Crude variations on a theme by Clive
That women don’t care about size
Is something poor Joseph denies:
He once came a cropper
When Kate said his “whopper”
Was one of those little white lies.
A fellow beside the Dordogne
Asked a woman he’d met, “could I bogne?
She sized up his basket
And decided to ask it:
“Would you wear an extension I’d logne?”
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