<u>Camel Fever</u>
Riding any kind of mammal
with humps or lumps or bumps,
not only leads to trouble
and scars on people's rumps
- this kind of lewd behaviour
is not merely frowned on,
in deepest, darkest Arabia
your head will roll and bound on,
past the watching Faithful,
past the mesjeed door,
past the waiting goalie
- noone cheers you as you score.
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