<u>Squirrels</u>
There's nothing much tastier than squirrels,
they're something I could chew on all night,
those tasty but furry exteriors,
and hazlenuts in every bite.
I eat them for breakfasts and luncheons,
I take a couple of handfuls to work,
they're delicious with mayo or ketchup,
and the squeaking's a fabulous perk.
They get more attention than corn-snacks
- I'm expecting some guests just next week -
some people from Small Mammal Helpline
who'll give me my desserts, magnifique!
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