Nothing is sweller than Gabrielle,
no matter the number of times that I tell her.
Yet all my advances are swiftly rebuffed,
because of
affaires with the recently stuffed.
I say Gabrielle that donkeys and asses
can't really compare with your valleys, crevasses,
your shapely defiles and mountainous passes
- 'tis a pity your tongue isn't faithful like Lassie's...
