Who put the 'hum' into hummus?
Who stuck 'tabu' on tabuleh?
Who stuffed the 'oft' in the kofta?
I can tell you, it wasn't yours truly.
Who sliced the 'ham' on Mohammed?
Who made him 'duller', Abdullah?
Who mentioned 'shway' to poor Shoaib?
You can bet that it wasn't a Mullah.
Who bought the 'buy' in Dubai?
Who made the 'queue' in Kuwait?
Who stole the 'dough' down in Doha?
It was the Saudi out buying a ‘date’.
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