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Unread 01-31-2002, 05:33 PM
Roger Slater Roger Slater is offline
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Quote:
Originally posted by bear_music:
I was pretty skilled at impaling worms on hooks
as a child growing up in South Decatur,
and this (I swear it's true!) is why my friends
stuck me with the nickname "Master Baiter".

(music)

Impaled worms and masturbation!
Now for nightmares of castration!

Are you sure, though, that your nickname
wasn't meant to be a sickname?

When your hands were full of "flounder"
were there always fish around ya?

Did you fish a lot in private?
A youth well spent, if you survive it.



[This message has been edited by Roger Slater (edited January 31, 2002).]
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