I was challenged on another board to write a "transvestite sonnet," so I did. I thought it might be fun to solicit humorous kinky sex doggerel from others. I would suggest that the only rule should be not to use explicitly "dirty words" or to venture into the realm of explicit pornography. (I'd have started this as a new thread, but I'm not authorized to start threads. If Carol or someone wants to move it over to a new thread, that would be fine with me).
TRANSVESTITE SONNET
The day I tried on your brassiere you laughed.
"How about some pantyhose? A tampon?"
But soon, applying all the hard-earned craft
Of womanhood, you put your girlish stamp on
My clothes, my hair, the color of my cheeks,
And proudly cried, "My God! You're beautiful!
Now let's rehearse the way a woman speaks:
Higher octaves, dear, and lower decibels."
Emasculating? Slightly. I don't mind.
You have exquisite taste in lingerie.
And silk is smooth, however it might bind.
Besides, you grow so passionate with play
That soon enough I'm naked and can tender,
Undisguised, the trademark of my gender.
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