Eostre's here!
<FONT >'Onward Roman soldiers
marching as before
- someone nail that prophet
to the temple door'</FONT f>
by Clavus Pangere Senex Altum II
From 'Kick them in the Temple' - a collection of Roman marching songs' (trad. arr.)
A little ditty
- now ain't that a pity...
<FONT ><u>Crucifiction</u>
Jesus wobbled on the rood
as Peter bade adieu:
‘I’m getting food, I’ll see you dude
and Judas says ‘Hi’ too.
Oh Peter pray, come close to me
Said Jesus in his passion
I have some words… for little turds
…yes, you prat, go ashen.
Peter came as he was called
face pale as any Klansman
‘I’m sorry boss, I know you’re cross
…er… wowie – what a hand span!’
‘Oh! Peter you’ve forsaken me,
as I said was certain;
just leave your cock, my little rock,
for I see the final curtain.
Vinegar Schnapps is not much fun
nor nails through hands and legs
now be a chum, go speak to mum
and get my Easter eggs.’</FONT f>
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