Henry, around here we call those "limeroids." Back in February we had a thread devoted to them. Here are several of mine that I'll recycle for your (possible) amusement and/or punishment for bringing up the subject (but the thread is worth checking out because many were posted that were better than these):
A man's tongue may happily sing us
Songs of what fortune can bring us,
....But women prefer
....Tongues that confer
Non-verbal pleasure by remaining silent.
An oversexed tourist from Venus
Declared just as soon as she'd seen us
....Nakedly flaunting
....Our flesh, "My how daunting!
How can men do it with only one partner?"
Intending no theft and no malice
A eunuch broke into the palace.
...."It's got to be here,"
....He said. "I'm quite clear
That this is the last place I took out my wallet."
A man who was down on his luck
Said, "My entire existence is stuck.
....I wish I were rich
....Since life's such a bitch
Without good food and someone to cook it."
Edgar told Gloucester (I quote him),
"Ripeness is all" as they smote him.
....Edgar, in fact,
....Survived the last Act,
One of the few men in the play to escape with his life.
A woman I dated forgot
That I like it cold more than hot.
....She heated the bun
....And ruined all the fun
I'd otherwise get from eating her sandwich.
As President Grant sat there drinkin'
The hard whiskey got him to thinkin',
...."As presidents go
....I'm the best one I know,
So why does the world prefer Millard Filmore?"
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