The problem with rhyming with "Swagman"
Is that your one choice is just "bagman,"
With criminal overtones ringing
Down alleys while churchbells are ringing.
And who can blame Rita for sparking
Instead of collecting the parking?
The priest upon whom she'd been callin'
Had grace enough to know he'd fallen.
So if our rhymes here are inferior,
Let's call out some mothers superior,
And if we're "unsavory" fellows,
I say let's beat Bob till he bellows.
And should someone show up too late ter,
My wager is it's Roger Slater--
Too busy with what he's pronouncing
To join in a good verbal trouncing.
[This message has been edited by Joe Aimone (edited August 15, 2002).]
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