Joey, I think you've neglected
some rhymes that you could have elected
in writing your verse about Swagman
(apart from the obvious "bagman").
Every platoon has a flagman
who runs up the flag to an anthem.
And haven't you ever gone stag, man?
Or maybe you're just too darn hanthome?
Most comedy shows have a gagman
(and some shows employ Larry Hagman).
And though I don't much like to brag, man,
I'm told that I'm quite a fine shagman.
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