Though I've not heard of whipped creams that spurted or dribbled
nor berries that squirted (unless they were nibbled)
I'll hold from objecting, for sake of the ribald,
and not be the one with your verse to have quibbled.
Regarding the sweet tooth; I'm sorry to say
I've no interest in cherries or berries that spray.
The dilemma I have is progressing decay
of my few dental structures - I'd like them to stay!
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