Now Jerry, I hear what you say,
What do the Irish rule?
It's plain this little Irish lad,
Must take you back to school.
First we came and settled where,
The gold was said to be,
But stayed because the hops
And barley were wonderful quality.
And all the presidents democrat,
Still make their Irish claims,
From J.F.K. to Cigar Bill,
They really should be Liams.
And Paddy's day in N.Y.C.,
Parades and banners flyin'
Drinking beer and throwing up,
Because it's got green dye in!
So Irish rule in many ways,
Most of all when it comes to brew,
Cos American beer is all the same,
Like making love in a canoe!
Gus