Delightfully Chauvinistic

Only woman’s unforgiving,
Only God’s without a sin –
That’s the reason our living
Isn’t smooth like margarine.

Women-snakes are hurting fella,
Spitting poison, shedding skin –
That’s the reason life ain’t jello.
Reuptake serotonin!

There must be a solid reason,
Though it’s not apparent why,
All that’s noble, all that’s decent
Comes from chromosome called Y.

There is only one redemption –
Amputate offending gland
Or (if I forgot to mention)
Nuke immediately Cleveland.